This happened the day before the VGX awards… Coincidence? Hinting? Or consequence?
I changed history folks. That’s one less “Game of the Year” accolade to slap on the back of The Last of Us box, and one less pillar to uphold the neofeminist crusade. We all know that VGX awards are the highest authority, after all… Ha ha.
VGX gave The Last of Us three awards. (Best Voice Actor, Best Voice Actress, and Best PlayStation Game.) That’s only one award short of my prediction, which means if they had given it “Game of the Year”, my prediction would have been correct! Spooky.
(For those who weren’t paying attention, Grand Theft Auto V won their “Game of the Year” award, which fake intellectuals and insecure liberals are trying to condemn, despite being a crowning achievement of production, game design, and yes, even writing this generation. I may have to explain why in a separate post some time.)