Click the picture of the doggy to see the Steam group page. No that’s not the logo of the group, or the name.
I can’t force you to join META GEAR on Steam, but I can throw some inspirational quotes at you and beg you to validate my fragile ego. By making that little number on the group page go up, I feel motivated to work on new articles, draw comics, and more!
…Come on, I just want to have more followers than the gag accounts who review every game on Steam by saying stuff like “Hodor? Hodor” or “No, it’s not Postal”.
Unlike an intron of history, we will be remembered as exons! The Patriots won’t be able to erase our existence, my friends. We will pass on our memes to future generations, through this Steam Group! (And it’s not like you can only be subscribed to one group so don’t be shy.)
I won’t scatter your sorrows to the heartless sea… You will always be with me (on Steam). So click here to check out our curated storefront and then find the “Follow” button in the top right!
Your role — that is, your m-mission — is to follow the META GEAR group on Steam. You’ll ruin your eyes playing too close to the TV, but you will enjoy my funny announcements and meet other people who also like this website.
And I should point out the obvious…
Yes, this is the closest thing to a discussion forum this site will get.
This is good… isn’t it?