Worthless Tales #1

Alright, before you judge me too much for making this idiotic image, let me make some things clear:

  • I don’t expect anyone to be impressed by this.
  • The purpose is to show that sometimes everyone overlooks things because they’re afraid to think outside the box
  • I hate when people settle for playing “correctly”.
  • The Demoman remained so unpopular and unpicked for so long that Valve finally turned him into an entirely different character a few years ago, giving him a huge sword and a shield that allowed him to decapitate people and fly around the map with magic powers. Ever since, the magic swordsman loadout is the only thing you’ll ever see somebody use when playing the Demoman. That breaks my heart.

Help me finish this drawing

You may not know that on top of being a professional-grade writer, I’m also a prize-winning artist.  (Yoji Shinkawa himself picked my drawing to win a prize in the official Kojima Productions fan art contest, and it was discussed on the KojiPro podcast.  Not bragging or anything!)  I made a bunch of sketchy/strange comics about Metal Gear (which you can browse here) and I’ve been getting better at it since then.  The latest stuff is here.

Well I’ve started drawing a new piece, and I’m giving YOU the chance to suggest how I finish it:

Pretty cool right?

I wouldn’t call it a contest (because all of my contests end with embarrassing lack of entries) but if you’re some kind of art-liking individual who has a sense of humor or has always wanted to see Old Snake… doing something… then, here’s your chance to shout ridiculous ideas at me.

Tweet at me, dogs.

I also highly recommend following me on Twitter because I’m one of those good Twitter users who never talks about what kind of food I’m eating.  Screw those people, man.

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